Making Your Radio Advert

First a big poo, most important! Get the creative juices flowing with a good squeeze.

Next shout a lot while roaming around the office. After that, write about my aunt Mildred’s cat in three paragraphs or significantly less. 

Shorty after that, your advert copy arrives though my ‘mind letter box’ marked ‘read me, somewhat urgent…unless still pooing’.

All done, your advert is written!